Tuesday, March 27, 2007

I hate Oprah Winfrey

Why must she take advantage of all the gullible idiots in the world and peddle this mindless trash? Isn't she rich and powerful enough? One of these days I am going to leave a bag of flaming dog poo on her door step. One of these days.

In case you have been living under a rock, I am refering to The Secret. Instead of praying to the ghost of a dead jew to have your deepest desires fulfilled, now you can just wish them into existence with The Secret.

Maybe if I keep imagining Oprah Winfrey opening her door and discovering a flaming bag of dog-poo and stomping it with her bare feet it will really happen. That would surley put a smile on my face. Oh yeah.

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