I just have to wonder, why is it that people always find God during a stay in jail? Doesn't this just prove how pointless and stupid religion truly is? "Oh look at me, I am on death row/ in the clink for drinking and driving/ in trouble for molesting kittens but now I found the LORD so forgive me!"
I really should not have written this post because this is a truly great scam and a wonderful way of gaining sympathy. So now, if I ever wind up in jail, I won't be able to claim I have been born again PRAISE JESUS HALLELUJAH! because there is googleable proof that I am lying. I guess I better stay out of jail. That means shutting down the grow-op, packing up all the gigolos and cleaning out my deep freeze!
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
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