I hate Paris Hilton

I detest and despise her for clogging the airways and the series of tubes with her boring life. And I hate her for whining until they let her out of jail. I agree with 1337haxor:

Wow… 3 days in jail. I wonder if the unspecified medical condition was “I’m-too-richitis”, perhaps a bad case of “I-have-too-much-money-for-thisoccocus”, or maybe “daddy-paid-off-the-doctorenza”. Either way, there are a lot of people who are in jail with sicknesses in the states, in fact a good number of them shouldn’t be in jail either because of their illnesses (that is, if Paris doesn’t have to stay in jail), yet because mommy and daddy aren’t rich they end up suffering through their huge sentences for things as trivial as having a joint on their person (As opposed to driving around drunk and threatening every man, woman and child on the road.) Nope, Paris was there for 3 whole days and somehow was able to scam her way out of jail. If a young poor man has to go to jail for far more than 30 days for having weed on his person and suffers through whatever “illnesses” he has while he is in jail, then Paris Hilton should have to make it her 23 days for threatening the lives of everyone on the road that night by driving intoxicated. Anything less is pure aristocratic entitlement, and nothing less.