Random Hilarity

I want to make it perfectly clear that I am not a fan of Rosie O'Donnell and I never watch the View. The only reason I know about her dispute with Donald Trump is that I hear about it on the radio on my way to work. I am officially switching stations. The infatuation that some people have with the petty bickering of celebrities is such a bore. I just don't care. So allow me to be a hypocrite and show you this:

Best goth poetry ever.

the dump truck is at it again

“she’s depressed from looking in the mirror”

hurtful 2 know he doesnt find me attractive
as it has been my goal
for so long
to give a bald billionaire a boner

Why can't they kiss and make up?