Debunking bullshit drug propaganda designed to terrify teenagers is one of my favorite things. I love it almost as much as tormenting the eardrums of my dog with my terrible clarinet-fueled musical styling.
There is just one thing I must do before I get to the fun part where I lambaste morons and make myself feel important. I must point out that the sheer volume of bullshit propaganda pretending to be education is so vast that this blog can only be a pin in the proverbial haystack. However, for the sake of my sanity and to give me good practice writing and arguing with my imaginary friends, I must give it an honest attempt.
The magazine in question is entitled
“StumbleWeed” which is linked to http://www.justthinktwice.com/ It uses the same scare tactics that are used unsuccessfully by abstinence-only “educators” and it contains many lies and exaggerations and very little content.
The overall tone of the magazine is preachy, judgmental and misleading. Where do I even begin?
How about with the obnoxious cartoons? They look like something out of a Christian children’s’ coloring book.

Isn’t it cool how they use patronizing acronyms like U and R on the front page? What a great way to show teens that we are one of them!!! The marketing geniuses that worked hard on this must really be patting each other on the ass right now. The following quote is taken from the first page:
“Truth is, marijuana is not just a plant.”
If it’s not a plant, what is it? Even though the media frequently shows grow-ops being dismantled by people wearing protection equipment that looks suited for a space launch, this does not refute the fact that:
MARIJUANA IS A PLANT!
How do they get away with putting a blatant lie in the very first sentence of this booklet? This is supposed to be factual material designed to educate students about the real dangers of drugs. Instead we have a booklet designed to convince teenagers that marijuana is not a plant.
But if you read on it gets even worse. It would take too long to debunk every single stupid thing that was written so I am just going to show you the “short list” and the truth about each erroneous claim being made:
DEA: “The THC content of marijuana has increased dramatically since the 60’s and 70’s. The higher THC levels make marijuana far more powerful-and dangerous- for young people whose brains are not fully developed.”
TRUTH: While it is true that the potency of marijuana has increased somewhat since the 60’ and 70’s there is no reason to believe that this makes it more dangerous for consumption. The user tends to smoke until the desired effect is obtained. There is a very good reason to believe that stronger pot may in fact be less dangerous than less potent pot, since the user of stronger pot will be exposed to far less burning plant material. It is impossible to ingest enough marijuana to cause a fatal overdose, unlike alcohol, so why the fake concern over
increased potency? DEA: Over the years, as marijuana’s potency has grown, so have emergency room episodes.

TRUTH: If you look at this chart, you might mistakenly believe that marijuana must be a terribly harmful substance to result in so many emergency room visits. What they fail to mention is that these statistics are based on the number of times patients mention marijuana use. It does not necessarily mean that marijuana was the cause of the emergency room visit. They also fail to mention that nobody has ever fatally overdosed from the use of marijuana.
DEA: Many teens believe:
- there’s no penalties for growing and dealing.
- that driving after smoking pot makes them better drivers.
- Marijuana is harmless.
TRUTH: Any time broad sweeping generalizations are made about a large and diverse group of people, it should set off your bullshit detector. It is quite insulting and presumptuous to talk about what “many teens” believe. If they are uninformed about the legal, social and physical risks involved with using marijuana, then parents and the education system have failed to teach them. The solution would be teaching teens the truth and ensuring that they read Stumbleweed and recognize lies and misinformation when they see it.
DEA: You can lose your student loan if you sell or grow marijuana while you are receiving educational assistance from the government.
TRUTH: It isn’t just growers and sellers that are at risk of losing funding. You are also at risk if you are convicted of possession. I wonder why they do not include this fact on “Stumbleweed” but rather rely on the reader to click their
link to find out the truth. This is especially interesting considering that they have a
disclaimer in regards to the validity of the information on external web sites. It doesn’t seem like the DEA wants teens to know the entire truth after all.
DEA:
Smoked Marijuana is not medicine
Even though some groups have endorsed smoking marijuana for medical use, major medical organizations do not agree. This is what they say:
• The American Academy of Pediatrics “opposes the legalization of marijuana.”
• The American Medical Association rejected marijuana as medicine.
• The Glaucoma Research Foundation calls medical marijuana a “poor choice” in treating glaucoma.
• The National MS Society says that there is “…insufficient data to recommend marijuana…for treatment of multiple sclerosis.
• Even the Supreme Court rejected medical marijuana.
TRUTH: The ongoing fight to allow sick and dying people to use the medicine prescribed by their doctors is complicated. The use of medical marijuana is endorsed by many organizations. There are at least 10 states that allow
medical marijuana users access to their medicine despite the federal prohibitions against the use of marijuana as medicine. Although the DEA continues to enforce state laws by enlisting armed jack-booted thugs to endanger the lives of medical patients, these actions are opposed by many state governments.
The DEA must think the educational system has done an extremely poor job teaching critical thinking skills if they think your average teen is not going to recognize this booklet for what it is-propaganda. It is quite apparent that the DEA should leave drug education in the hands of educators.
For anyone interested in learning about the truth about marijuana and the risks it poses to teens, I highly recommend
Safety First.* All images taken from the Stumbleweed site