The Best Test for "Booze Clues"

In fact it works so well that if your kid uses the following common household items, they could test positive for alcohol:

--Hand Sanitizer (62 percent alcohol)
--Cough Medicine (10 percent alcohol)
--Mouthwash (27 percent alcohol)
--Vanilla Extract (35 percent alcohol)
--Disinfectant spray (at least 79 percent alcohol)

It's only going to cost the Pequannock Towship $120,000 of federal money to impliment the program. It's nice to know that the quality of American education is so wonderful and top-notch that they have the luxury of wasting $120,000 on ineffective testing. Every American kid has a band instrument, adequate support, tutoring and a lunch, right?