Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Pot Saves Troops from Death in Afghanistan

I thought the headline to this story could use a re-write. They wrote:

MARIJUANA-SMOKING TROOPS BANNED FROM AFGHANISTAN

Don't bother reading this story. It's another whine about all the bad drug users in Canada. What on earth is wrong with getting high? I just ate a bag of chips. I experienced pleasure because of complex chemical reactions in my brain, meaning I am riding away on my chip high. I just hope that my employer isn't going to start drug-testing for chip metabolites because that would really suck.

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